Gym closed? State in lockdown? Forced to do your exercises at home? You need a Pilates at Home instructive mug to get you motivated. Learn form those limber creatures around you - they do it without a subscription!

Custom Cartoon T-shirt. I’ve at last found a t-shirt printing company that uses good quality cotton t-shirts and is reliable in turnaround! Hurrah! Expect your order to take between 2 and 3 weeks. (Examples shown are past orders; you can specify a colour or contact me if you want other than white.)

If you’ve seen a cartoon you’d like to buy as a frameable print, please specify in your order which cartoon (eg by quoting the main caption or giving a brief description). I outsource to a premium quality Sydney-based printing service. Prints are A4 “giclée” prints using archival quality ink on acid-free art paper. Turnaround is about two weeks (can be quicker in quiet times), prints are personally signed by me and I always send them by Express Post to minimise the chance of damage or misadventure.

Remember that little fellow who crawled out of the burned bush and was picked up by a fire fighter? One of our favourite endangered species.

Feeling a little volatile? Worried you might not be worried enough? Need to give your loved ones a warning as to your current vibe? Here is the tea towel for you!

Printed in Australia on premium cotton. Recommended you iron it before use to assist colourfastness.

If you have teenagers, you’ll know they bring you perspective. The opposite is not so true.

This lovely large canvas tote bag is 47cm wide and 38cm deep. Even if you can’t make them wear THAT DRESS, you can still embarrass them in the supermarket by carrying THIS BAG.

Does your teenager sometimes hate you? Or are you the teenager, who sometimes hates your parent? Or do you just like this nice drawing of a screechy teen who deserves to be loved nevertheless?

This big canvas tote is 47cm wide and 38cm deep and will make you the envy of the local fruit’n’veg store customers..

If you’re sick of COVID lockdown and tired of having your hopes dashed upon the rocks of disappointment, this is the tea towel for you. You’ll realise that pretty much nothing goes the way you hoped, and that expecting the worst is the only way for things to possibly look up.

NOTE: I’ve ordered more stock, so orders made from 8 Sept may take a couple more weeks to arrive.